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Why "Self-Care" Usually Just Means Buying a Fancy Candle You Can't Afford
Every time you feel the weight of existence, the bills, the laundry, the boss who sends "quick question" emails at 9:00 PM, the internet has a solution. And that solution usually involves you spending $45 on a candle that smells like "Midnight Rain" but mostly smells like financial regret.

Ordinary Jackass
May 105 min read
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