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The Ultimate Guide to Saving Money on Low Income: Because Adulting is Hard and Everything Costs Too Much
Let’s be honest: being broke is expensive. It is a weird, cruel paradox where the less money you have, the more everything seems to cost. Between the late fees because you were waiting for your direct deposit and the "convenience" fees for being too tired to cook, the system feels rigged.

Ordinary Jackass
May 187 min read


7 Mistakes You’re Making During Your Midnight Bank Balance Panic (And How to Fix Them)
You’re lying in bed, the house is quiet, and for some reason, your brain decides that 2:14 AM is the perfect time to calculate exactly how many days you can survive on a diet of tap water and sleep if your car battery dies tomorrow. You open your banking app. The blue light hits your face like a physical interrogation. You see the number. Your stomach does a backflip. The biggest mistake you’re making during a midnight bank balance panic is trying to solve a daytime problem w

Ordinary Jackass
May 185 min read


How to Cancel Plans Without Feeling Like a Monster
You cancel them by being honest, being brief, and realizing that the person you’re bailing on is probably secretly thrilled to stay in their pajamas, too. You don't need a three-paragraph apology or a fake dead relative. You just need to say no so you can go back to staring at the wall in peace.

Ordinary Jackass
May 106 min read
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