If you woke up today, looked at a pile of mail you’re too scared to open, and realized you haven’t eaten a vegetable that wasn’t on top of a pizza in three weeks, welcome. You’re adulting. Or at least, you’re trying to, which is basically the same thing in this economy.

If you’ve ever sat in a fluorescent-lit conference room and heard your CEO say the words, “We’re not just a company, we’re a family,”