If you woke up today, looked at a pile of mail you’re too scared to open, and realized you haven’t eaten a vegetable that wasn’t on top of a pizza in three weeks, welcome. You’re adulting. Or at least, you’re trying to, which is basically the same thing in this economy.

Parenting burnout isn't just "being tired." Being tired is what happens after a long day at the zoo. Burnout is when you’re standing in front of the microwave, staring at a lukewarm cup of coffee, wondering if you could legally change your name and move to a yurt in Mongolia without anyone noticing.