Adulting is hard because nobody actually taught us how to do it; we just sort of aged into it and expected a manual to arrive in the mail. Instead of a manual, we got a mounting pile of bills, a check engine light that’s been on since 2023, and a dedicated piece of furniture in the bedroom known exclusively as "The Laundry Chair."

Every time you feel the weight of existence, the bills, the laundry, the boss who sends "quick question" emails at 9:00 PM, the internet has a solution. And that solution usually involves you spending $45 on a candle that smells like "Midnight Rain" but mostly smells like financial regret.